I can lift a fully grown muledeer over my head. I can hold my breath for 17 minutes unaided. To win a bet I once drank a half gallon of Amsoil's strongest concentration antifreeze and chased it with a glass of Green gobbler drain cleaner and ran 10 miles in half an hour in the nude. I have bested every known race in hand to hand mortal combat including races unknown to greater mankind such as the Subterranean pygmy negro, the sub Saharan sea man, and the rare deep-water Jew. A medical doctor and two now-canonized saints have signed a legal document stating I have no soul.