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10 🌠 your selfish 🤬 ❗ 9 🎇 your jaded 😴 8 💋 The dumbest 🤪 guy I dated!! 🥱 7 🗣 talk a big game 'til your naked.. 🍤 😳 Only 6 🗿 seconds 💁‍♀ and I had to fake it 🫢 5 🤢 your toxic! ☢ 4 🌹 cant 🚫 trust you 😵‍💫 🙅‍♀ 3 🥉 you still got mommy 👩‍👧 issues ⁉ 😂 2 🥈 years of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💩 😒 i cant undo 1: 🥇 I hate the fact 😖 that you made me love you 💔 ⛓ 🥀

I've been noticing an unusual trend in the quality of Snickers bars over the last decade. I found an old one from 5 years ago and decided to study its composition under my spectrometer and discovered something unnerving. The Snickers bar currently sold in stores contains 43.67% less rare earth elements by weight, when compared to one sold 5 years ago. Do they think they can fool us? It's hard to wrap my mind around why they would do this. Thorium used to make up 12% of the bar, but now it's at 8%, and now there's only 4% Americium compared to 7% just a while ago. It's all been replaced by organic carbon-based matter, like sucrose and poorly crafted carbohydrates. I'm disappointed in the Mars corporation, and I hope my findings will gain enough publicity to force Mars into reverting back to the old formula. Consider this an open letter.

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on

Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"

So this just occured on a casual match. I was playing as pyro and all of a sudden I heard the girls voice. The rest of apes were pushing to talk with her. But I waited my turn. Then, I held onto talking with her on voice chat for more than 5 minutes, with multiple interuptins. People called me simp, ♥♥♥♥♥♥, small ♥♥♥♥♥♥, incest lover, feet lover, etc. But her and I kept talking and it felt amazing. Does this indicate I have some sort of high social IQ if I filter out ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ while talking to girls? I need to know for the future.

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