If your here, your either here for a few different things:
- Friend/Teammate looking for memes
- Part of the LEGENDARY KALAKA CLAN looking for their leader
- Blobfish on steroids?

If you aren't here for any of those reasons, join Kalaka anyway!

Thanks for Visiting! Crack a cold one

Also note the game ban was not me: I leant the account to a friend

A non-connected push is NOT a slap.