You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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La obsesión del quinceañero Taylor Gamboa Arronis por un dibujo animado japonés, el cual se puede ver por internet, lo llevó a ahorcarse en su vivienda ubicada en Calle Fallas de Desamparados.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥.

Man i remember when i used to be like you: sad, pathetic, and lonely. you seriously need to stop playing games and start doing life. i go to parties every night, and everytime i go to a party i always leave with a different girl, i can get all the ladies while YOU are just sitting your lonely A$$ over there, as matter of fact i'm literally having to wear diapers right now just to prevent myself from completely $hitting all over you.... oh? what's that? My Deepest apologies, But the nerve receptors in the auditory center of my brain couldn't comprehend what you were trying to communicate to me due to the fact that I have the Apple® Airpods™ from 2016 blocking any flow of sound waves from outside my ear from getting in. stop focusing on little games, its sad, fr fr