Signed by potatodot. ;)

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a DMart the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 20, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your twitch gave me cancer anyway.

Signed by Bori <3

You do realise not everyone can just use his playstyle and reach SSL right? When flakes does something he makes it look easy because he's one of the best 1s player playing against people much significantly lower ranked than him. It's like if you were to play 1s against a gold. You know all the microadjustments you need to make to do something against a gold easily. Flakes makes microadjustments which someone lower ranked than SSL probably doesn't. This is actually such a dumb discussion lmao but I feel like you need to actually realise it's not just "ez" Freezy

Signed by Kaotik