Recent reviews by RJAY

the game is good right? bu there are a few things that are absolutely RETARTED and broken.
-the dogs are the biggest issue in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game
-the fat guys dont fall down on the floor immidietly when you shoot them (like in hm1) but rather start coughting and THEN die
-EVERYTHING IS SOOOOOOOO SLOW, in hm1 the baseballbat and all the weapons were quick and effective, here well... the weapons are very slow and not effective (when you hold the button down there will be a short 0.2 second cooldown/break in the weapon, whitch makes you very easy to kill)
-it doesnt have the *80s miami feeling* anymore, now it feels like 90s polo music with a lot of storylines in a cluster♥♥♥♥ in san fran, hm1 was very climatic, 80s, miami, beach, palm trees and rad neon,
-WAYYYYYYYYYYY TOO MUCH STORYLINE, MORE ACTION, hotline miami is should not be the story based type of game, but rather run-kill-HAVE FUN!-...-you psycho you know?
-as I said before, not 80s rad music but rather 90 polo, whitch ABSOLUTELY destroys the clima
these were all my problems to the game, and by the way, this is not a offensive to hotline miami and the hotline miami fans, I myself am a hotline miami fan, hell I even have the figures so yeah I just made this to share my thoughts about the problems of this game that make me angry.
Like when these dogs just magicly kill me through the door... ok, thats all, bye

zajebiste

the game stops working in the first episode, i ahve checked everything on my PC, the graphic card, memory, and all that ♥♥♥♥, and my pc works better than the maximum recommendations on steam, and the game just frezzes in the middle of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game!!!!

BEST GAME EVER 11/10! 7 STARS!! BETTER THAN ALL COD, BF, AND CS GAMES EVER COMBINED!!!!
I FIRST PLAYED THE GAME AS A 6 YEAR OLD, I DIDNT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH AT ALL, I DIDNT KNOW ♥♥♥♥ WHO I WAS FIGHTING WITH, WHICH COUNTRY I WAS IN, I DIDNT KNOW THE CHARACTERS WERE AMERICANS (i had polish version of the game) AND I DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BASED ON REAL ♥♥♥♥!!!! WHEN I KNEW THAT, FIRST THOUGHT IN MY HEAD WAS *♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, THESE GUYS WERE THE MOST BADASS OF THE HISTORY OF HUMAN KIND!!!!* LIKE, IF THATS NOT BEING BADASS, THE I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
BTW BEST GAME EVER OF THE HISTORY OF EVER! (and gaming history) RECOMEND PLAYING!