RisqueGoomer
Jeff Malone   Texas, United States
 
 
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15,892 hrs on record
last played on 25 Aug
500 XP
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last played on 22 Aug
0.4 hrs on record
last played on 19 Aug
Storm 9 Jul @ 7:59am 
"Risque? More like... " - All of Croatia
goom enjoyer 26 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm 
You will never be Japanese. You will never find the love of your life in Japan, who looks like this and is a cutiepie Japanese girl. You will never be the protagonist in an anime. You will never have superpowers that allow you to overcome your most greatest tribulations. You'll always be a loser.
goom enjoyer 6 Nov, 2022 @ 6:29am 
The overlooked detail with Hoodwink is how unrealistic it is for a dainty squirrel to be towing such a PHAT ASS. I cannot comprehend how such an erotic squirrel even exists; what I wouldn't give to have her scurry up my tree and rabidly stuff my acorn shot inside her bulging cheeks. I've been sitting in the hero menu for DAYS spinning her around and around, salivating over that SUCCULENT gyroscope of hazelnut rodent cake.
goom enjoyer 28 Oct, 2022 @ 8:55pm 
Keep talking about my squad, our personnel ages, the way they play, we’re past our time in this league, etc etc etc!! Do me one favor PLEASE!!!! And I mean PLEASE!!!! 🙏🏾 Keep that same narrative ENERGY when it’s begins! That’s all I ask. #ThankYou 👑
jski ( ' ヮ')ノ .~♥ 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28pm 
jeff how come you've only played 3.2 hours of elden ring man
goom enjoyer 16 Jun, 2021 @ 12:53pm 
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