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The 32 Rules of Zombieland
Rule 1: Cardio
Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms
Rule 3: Seatbelts
Rule 4: Doubletap
Rule 5: No Attachments
Rule 6: Travel in a Group
Rule 7: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand
Rule 8: Kill with Efficiency
Rule 9: Guns Are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing
Rule 10: Be Quiet
Rule 15: Know Your Way out!
Rule 17: Don't Be a Hero
Rule 18: Limber Up
Rule 19: Blend in
Rule 20: Find The Right Shelter
Rule 21: Zombies can't Climb
Rule 22: Be ruthless
Rule 23: God Bless Rednecks
Rule 24: No Drinking
Rule 31: Check the Back Seat
Rule 32: Enjoy the Little Things