Ok so hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body, that is ofcourse ... due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation is the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your d ick has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your d ick (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own d ick while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old d ick. and you're a pedophile. that's all i wanted to say ! Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.

+rep big coc

Whoa, hey! I didn't see you there. Nice to meet you. I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog. H-hey, heh, looks like someone's happy to see me. I can't deny, that's a pretty nice ♥♥♥♥, bro. It's got girth AND length. My pal Knuckles, he's all show. He's always saying he's tougher than the rest of them. But, there's one muscle he doesn't know how to flex. Anyways, you're a solid 9.5/10. The only reason I took away half a point is cuz I know a certain cat that's just a bit more well-endowed than you are. Ehh, don't give me that look. Come on...ah, heck. I'll give you the point 5. After all, that's a pretty nice ♥♥♥♥, bro.

♥♥♥ xd

merry xmas

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