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If you're my friend on steam and are about to judge me based on this game that I have bought, I got a cat here. Instead of judging me touch her and click Like to pet her once. Award for good luck, Take My Points for infinite pets :)
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Posted 23 November, 2023.
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137.0 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
It has flaws but it's still the best battleroyal for me. Tactical and fun. If you like FPS games and are looking for a good tactical one with battleroyal, then there are not many others at this level.
Posted 27 November, 2019.
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0.7 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
recommended for kids below age of 7 xD:))
Posted 5 August, 2019.
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2,925.6 hrs on record (496.4 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I can't rate it 10/10 because the tenth player never joins
I can't rate it 9/10 because out of the 10 players in a match, only 1 speaks english
I can't rate it 8/10 because only 2 people on your team know how to use a weapon that is not a P90
I can't rate it 7/10 because it doesnt matter how good you are, 3 people on your team will yell at you.
I can't rate it 6/10 because the rest of the 4 players on your team won't shut up when you are last one alive
I can't rate it 5/10 because the 5 players on the enemy team are either too good, or really ♥♥♥♥ing bad.
I can't rate it 4/10 because 4 people rushed B and none survived..
I can't rate it 3/10 because valve doesn't like anything that has to do with 3, and will take down this review
I can't rate it 2/10 because only 2 team mates know call outs, but half of the time in a different language.
I can't rate it 1/10 because that is my k/d ratio
I can't rate it 0/10 because 0 people in the discussion forums have any sort of common sense, yet they still correct each others grammar mistakes

So I rate it an 11 out of 10 because its a game I keep coming back to.
Posted 18 April, 2019. Last edited 13 October, 2019.
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