ah yes, lets take this to the DMs..

Hi Winter,

I'm the Server Manager for MonCraft, the Pokemon Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On behalf of the owner, the staff team and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $1,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeler is happily working on the custom Ass Catch'Em character that came with the donor package, however I regret to inform you that we don't currently have a way to send you the 20 Brock body pillows you requested but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon.

Best Regards, MonCraft Server Manager "Keep on catching all the VDs."

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You see, the first frame of the video of this conventionally cute and attractive woman from an anime in a provocative pose that excites you, but when you click the play button the video jump cuts directly to a video clip of a man of african descent who has his ass all oiled up and he's shaking it and his massive penis is just swinging around and the comedic value is just absolute gold. Y'know?