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Dear slzrd - I see your boyfriend "botser1" has been contacting my colleague for profile pictures. Unfortunately demand is currently greater than ever, and we're having a hard time keeping up. Luckily, we have hired some asians kids we found on the street to help us out, and we should attend to your request promptly. This may take up to 52 weeks from the time of the request. We appreciate your patience, and we hope you have a wonderful day.

Dear slzrd, i feel like our talks over the years may have induced some sexual attrations between us. i dream of you, i think of you, i love you -Love Nibs

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Dear "O.o" - I see you have been contacting my colleague, Nibs, about a tree being added to your profile picture. Unfortunately, we have quite the demand for these kinds of profile pictures, and we must attend to earlier requests first. Your tree will be added ASAP, though this may take up to 30 working days. Thank you for your patience. Sincerely, Leqos.

Gr8 job stealing the profile we made. 10/10 would steal again

5:23 PM - chumpion is now Snooze.

Noice