"♥♥♥♥ YOU, HEISTERS. IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO DO A HEIST THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SHMUK TO DO ARMORED TRANSPORT ON DEATH WISH, BAD TEAMMATES, SKULLDOZERS, PEOPLE THAT LEAVE AFTER FAILING ONCE, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET THE DEATH WISH MASK, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS, ITS OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE A DUMB ENOUGH ♥♥♥♥♥♥ TO BUY THE DLC, GUARANTEED. IF YOU FIND A HACKER WILLING TO DO IT. SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS.
BRING YOUR FRIENDS, BRING YOUR INFAMIES, BRING YOUR PUBS, WE'LL ♥♥♥♥ THEM, THATS RIGHT WE'LL ♥♥♥♥ YOUR PUBS BECAUSE AT TRAIN HEIST, YOU'RE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY, TAKE A HIKE TO CRIME.NET, HOME OF CHALLENGE SNIPING, THATS RIGHT CHALLENGE SNIPING. HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN SNIPE 12 SKULLDOZERS WITH ONE MAG AND NOT DIE, YOU GET MORE OFFSHORE MONEY. DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T ♥♥♥♥ WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF. ONLY ON DEATH WISH. THE ONLY DIFFICULTY THAT TELLS YOU TO ♥♥♥♥ OFF, HURRY UP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. WE KNOW YOU WANT THAT SEXY ASS MASK. OVERKILL, HOME TO SOME OF THE MEANIEST DEVS ON THE PLANET, GUARANTEED!" -OVERKILL.