Recent reviews by retrodrag

Hey, adult crab gamer here

You want to play this game. Many crab-like things. Fantastic. Amazing. Brilliant. Epic. Democratic.

10/5 crabs

Hey, adult crab gamer here.

This is ELDEN RING - you already know what this is all about, but if you don't: super hard action RPG with a wacky story and amazing gameplay.

As someone who got into the soul's genre from this game's hype, I found it to be a polished game with a very fair level of difficulty for a gamer looking for a challenge. ELDEN RING can be frustrating, rage-inducing and yet at the same time the most beautiful experience I've ever had in an action RPG.

This is a rare game I'd recommend to anyone to at least give it a shot and see what it does for you. This is a masterpiece. If you're looking for a game, this is it!

5/5 crabs

Hey, adult crab gamer here.

This is it. This is the shooter that changed everything. What modern shooters are today all started with the Quake 2 modding scene.

Now with the remaster, relive the original campaign - the expansions - the Nintendo 64 mission pack - and a brand new mission pack for 2023!

Quake 2 still holds up as the best twitch shooter that people are still playing! Give this classic a chance and see what shooters were like when people used to argue if using WASD for movement was a good idea.

5/5 crabs

Hey, adult crab gamer here.

As a long-time fan of the series, I was very excited when I picked this game up. Due to a massive backlog of games and real-life, I haven't fully explored this game but it sure seems like a banger right out of the gates!

This could be a great game to plug through a few hours every week after work, though it may not appeal to the casual crab.

You want modern tales? This is the game for you!

4/5 crabs

Hey, adult crab gamer here.

This game has had some technical issues for me, as with all the Megaman collections, that have been bothersome to sort out. It seems to be an uncommon occurrence, based on what research I've done, so please if you're going to try this game - beware!

With that being said, this is a solid Megaman title with some really cool new things going on while keeping that traditional vibe. The controls are excellent, as are the visuals and difficulty.

If you're looking for...Megaman, this is it!

3/5 crabs

Hey, adult crab gamer here.

C'mon, it is Skyrim - you know what it is. Your parents know. Your kids know. Everyone knows what Skyrim is.

First person, fantasy RPG with sprawling side quests and a riveting story with a lot of choices to make!

If you're looking for a classic RPG experience that hasn't aged out, this is for you!

5/5 crabs

Hey, adult crab gamer here.

I grew up with Mega Man and this game scratches that itch for some new Mega Man style gameplay EVERY TIME.

Every run is new iteration of the same level-style, the difficulty rises steadily, and the insults get less intrusive the better you get.

If you love a run-and-gun, this is the game for you!

5/5 crabs

Hey, adult crab gamer here.

This is a great little challenge to come back to every once in a while. My average playthrough is 10-20 minutes and feels satisfactory every time.

If you're looking for a quick challenge, this is the game for you.

As well, if you're into speedrunning something difficult - this game is built to accommodate your needs with a speedrunning mode and in-game timer. Set that new world record!

4/5 crabs

Hey, adult crab gamer here.

This is the best single player Star Wars game since KOTOR2 (Knights of the Old Republic 2).

This is, what appears to be, a unique blend of metroidvania and souls-like game concepts dressed in the wholesome beauty of the Star Wars aesthetic.

If you're a casual fan of metroidvanias, sous-likes, RPGS, or ARPGS in general, this is the game for you!

5/5 crabs

Hey, adult crab gamer here.

This is probably the greatest survival game of all time. You're up against the most challenging enemy of them all: fellow humans.

You will experience the whole gamut of the human condition in RUST if you let it happen.

If you enjoy a true challenge and the human condition, this is the game for you!


6/5 crabs