Recent reviews by eyeful jack

violence 2

infinite quarters infinite death for both parties

as a game this is certainly a good time however there is are significant odds that you are metaphorically flashbanged by a loading screen of an adolescent in promiscuous attire and make you feel really sad. (or maybe it makes you happy but in that case we can't be friends i don't like you)

as an individual who is always looking for ways to solve mundane problems in the most violent way possible this game scratches right up my alley and rubs my cup of tea

this and its previous title have gaslighted countless consumers into believing that gearbox is still capable of making something that isn't loathed by all and a game has to be pretty good to do that kind of thing

i very frequently run strength characters with my friends and occasionally in combat i will shout 'GOBLIN BLAST' and hurl the corpse of a goblin at the enemy and it never gets old

my conspicuously phallic and monstrous mind-meltingly malevolent machines are in fact so terrifying that men piss themselves looking in their own pants

this game makes the turbid yuck water that's always present pooled up in the curbs of new york because the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ architects who made the city don't know that storm drains are supposed to go to places of LOWER elevation look appetizing and frankly that's a pretty significant achievement

giant hunt is the best ash in the game and if anyone disagrees with me i will low profile under their argument and deal 36 stance and an asston of thrust damage

as a self-proclaimed violent individual and generally pretty evil guy i think this game is pretty nice