Recent reviews by FunnyUserGuy

I think I might start sperming inside random clay vases to see if any eldritch homunculus grows out of it.

I love being spied by Crap-Two and Ranchy Pitchcuck. I love knowing the fact that they got my full dox and are currently watching me jack off in front of my webcam.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks my ♥♥♥♥

The game would be way better if you could actually be an outlaw and not some homeless man with a horse who collects pokemon cards and digs up dinosaur feces

This game is a lot better if you download the porn mods

This game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks, I had more fun listening to radios from around the world than playing this game.
From my almost 2 hours of playtime I maybe had like 5 minutes of enjoyment.

I hope you like looking at pool tiles because that's 90% of what you're going to be looking at. The coolest stuff only appears near the end of the game which I hope you have a quantum computer for (or just lucky) because otherwise the game will crash on Chapter 4 when you enter the evil red room or get anywhere near it.

F*ck going to college, I'd rather spend my time injecting morphine into my veins and wacking boxes with a crowbar.
Just the other day I demolished my grandma's closet thinking they'd be some goodies inside like ammo or more morphine but instead it was just her clothes. Oops sorry grandma, hope she won't find out who did it.

Phenomenal place to start for people who wanna get into Visual Novels.
The less I say and the more you read the better.

This game is best experienced with screaming as loudly and as much bloody murder as you can right before death

I hope the devs make a Slenderman Sex Game or a Slenderman 2000's Dating Sim next