O my dearest Jesus, please bless and protect us, The Anal Crusaders™, so that we become immune to the wicked assaults of the devil, and to any evil spirits, which may torment us in this Sacred Mission to save souls.
May we remain loyal and strong, as we persevere to keep Your Holy Name before the world and never waive in our struggle to spread the Truth of Your Holy Word.
May I , Smurf Smurfsson , be the one who leads the Novas into the hand of the devilish Silvers and dedicates his life and soul to serve you , oh Holy One.
Amen.