signed by Eros

under section 34 of Secure Credits and Taxes act, the president can induce artificial inflation and if the inflation gets high enough, technically Trump can declare emergency powers and not leave the office, google "Trump SCAT inflation rule 34" for more info

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nipped co-op yesterday and sucked off an innocent pooch for a bottle of prime

Dunnae know what tae 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 do man. Dunnae what tae 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 do. You know what I'm gonna do I'm just gonna walk wae into the nearest 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 pub right I'm gonna wait til I see someone having a drink fae their 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 pint glass like at I'm just gonna go like at man 𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗠 man 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 cut 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 intae face man 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 joker man cut his 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 face off man. I need tae get back intae that jail man that'll give me a good 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻 5 year that, that'll give me a good 5 year that.

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to the end. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly 𝗰𝘂𝗺 every time. But I've trained my 𝗰𝗼𝗰𝗸 muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.