Recent reviews by ResonatingEcho

My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clutch won't work so I jumped in the lake and drowned. Except I came back so I pissed on the tv and that didn't work so I burnt my house down and pushed the car into the lake with van and that still didn't permanently kill me. Turns out permadeath is an option you have to select at the start.

I hate this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love poetry, I love poetry I love poetry i love poetry i love poetry i love poetry i lovfe poetyr i loveiy poetry i love poetry lidlovepoetryilovepoetryilovegpoetryjijjajsiodghjjpaiodshaajiodpghadg

*huge snort of cocaine*

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BABY I LOVE DOING POETRY IN A SUNNY FEEL GOOD JAPANESE HIGH SCHOOL AND ROMANCING MENTALLY UNSTABLE PEOPLE

*500mg edible and 2 bottles of whiskey*

I WOULD THROW MYSELF IN FRONT OF A TRAIN TO SAVE ALL OF THEM, EXCEPT MONIKA. ♥♥♥♥ MONIKA, ALL MY HOMIES HATE MONIKAAAAAAAAAAA

8/10 game, the plus version is cooler

This game lets me live out my real life dream of being a turbo thot lesbian.

Unfortunately I am inflicted with too much bocchers to be a turbo thot lesbian but at least this game exists

14/2 game

I want to be stepped on, whipped, smacked and killed by hot women wearing suits

this game gets 26 riding crops out of 14 sounders

Fish

It's toxic yuri, I kept getting hit with a wrench by my girlfriend and the hard mode is probably more painful than Touhou.
It's caused me physical pain, pretty sure my enter key is broken now and I can't tell if I'm alive

10/10 game

I love kissing girls

Emily best girl, fight me

It slaps, had to buy it after I got the game