"..If this bleach goop wasn't eating up my brain after all these years I could draw you the periodic table of what's going on with my brain chemistry..." -Star 2021
“♥♥♥♥♥! A blowjob is a job.. I’m living my best life!!!” -Star 2021
"...Yo...I want some venti coffee right now...." - Nigh 2020
"Can you just not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do you right now?!" - Nigh 2020
"ima choke on my himalayan salt crisps" -Star 2020
"Well be my guest, go fellatiate my grandpa" -Ryan 2018
“Calcify my anus.” - Chemii
"Je, Cof Buks? Ja" - Chemii 2018
"Ah man my shoulders getting red from this intense farting session" -Chemii 2017
"Sorry for making you black and sad." -Chemii 2017
"Youre swooning my woo wood boo" - Chemii 2017
"care that mugs like rare or else why else would one hold onto said mug, most mugs are expendible...this mug is precious." -star 2017
"I just rescued 5 burnt swordfish from air drowning" -Star 2017
"lets get this train on the road..." -romeo 2016
"id imagine if you get one of those slick, well constructed ♥♥♥♥♥ while rolling itd feel amazing" -Chemii 2016
"SHHH. It's hard enough to hear over my roomba..." -jsink 2016
"How do I disarm it?... I haven't gotten this far yet!"-Kenjii 2015
"Rest You" -Chemii 2016
"Girls don't even have butts....hahahaha... ANAL" - Star 2015
"Don't worry all Global Elites are Negevs" -Planned 2015
"Your coordinations are in the top-right corner" -Planned 2015
"Gag on his ♥♥♥♥ you lemon stealing ♥♥♥♥♥." - Some Porn 2013