GOCK GUZZLING GAY GAMER GATO
Carl Kevin Doge Senpai   Tennessee, United States
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100 XP
 
 
I've hung up my keyboard: demanding, satisfying career, IRL social life, dog, and in a better state of mental health jk that didn't last im a cat

twitch [twitch.tv]
PC Specs [pastebin.com]
BFV: JustRepairMeBro


ProfessorCake ᴺᵂ: see, everyone's retarted in this world.
ProfessorCake ᴺᵂ: Just some are better at hiding it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lgpOdRXXu0

Rice-A-Roni: honestly ur too good and i don't want to get replaced by u
Rice-A-Roni: thats the real reason

April 2014 - (WoW) <Magnitude> (of Sargeras) NE Prot Warrior
June 2014- 21CW League 1MD Main tanker/armor leader
S16: Silver 6s Sub scout/med
S14: NA Gold sub engi on Route From TG
S13: NA Steel All classer on Pink Flowers of Friendship
S12: EU Silver Spy(main), pyro/engin backup on OREOS
S12: NAHL Pugs, Bunch of gold scrims, mixs
2011-2013 Highest level of comp for Battlfield 3/4 on PC (No Mercy, the best team NA) and Console (bunch of teams that don't exist anymore and I don't care to remember)
2011-Present The best tank driver in all of battlefield.
CS:GO: 2013-2014 just mid range pugs
2007-2009 Halo 3 MLG invite level PUGs
2010-present Halo (all) LAN champion doubles team, undefeated
2006-2014 Progression raiding in WoW, formed several successful guilds, led a number of raid groups weekly
FPS gaming in mid 90s


OC MLP Character [i.imgur.com] thanks to steamproxy.net/profiles/76561198083488187/ dawny

dumb chat logs [pastebin.com]

Kalaner: If you make porn I'll watch it
I had lik 6 marjuanz: not sure if serious. or....
Kalaner: Probably
Kalaner: ProbBly serious
Kalaner: Why do you question that
Kalaner: I don't like gay Porn though
Kalaner is now Online.
Kalaner: Do you think its weird to watch porn with someone you know in it
SpiringBasher: haha
SpiringBasher: i wish i could watch you naked
SpiringBasher: with chillie doggies

Nipplaren: deleting u off steam
Nipplaren: ♥♥♥♥

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Gameplay wise: It's an unfinished, severely unoptimized piece of garbage that not even full top tier hardware can make up for (because it doesn't utilize it for some reason and it doesn't matter the times it does, because it means you're crashing) that requires basic mods for it to have some semblance of functionality.

Also gameplay wise: Incredible and unique. Fantasy becomes real.

Imagine hanging in a hub area with your friends but then you meet two ERPing Hank Hills and then you become the Krusty Krab itself and a dozen femboy cat boy maids show up while giant robots battle it out nearby and there's a lazer show dance ensemble as your friend , who is a professional erotic dancer, joins and starts giving you (a cursed, latex kermit with a hot dog in his hand) a lapdance before giving one to anyone who asks. And that's just... like 4pm on a tuesday.

Full on raves with live DJs any night of the week, hanging with your friends watching movies? Flying jets while some guy as One Punch Man is flying around blasting metal? yep.
Extremely lewd things anywhere anytime you want in any fashion you want it? sure.
Organically meeting people you know in real life or haven't seen in many years from some convention or another part of the country? absolutely.

♥♥♥♥♥ out at 5 am running through femboy hooter's while there's a full on reenactment of the full star wars story arc by roleplayers who are unphased by the spontaneous orgy in the bathroom? yup.

wholesome? also yes.

you can be and do WHATEVER you never even considered possible.


I give 6.5/10
300 hours on desktop, 200 on oculus rift in a little over a month and a half as of review
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last played on 7 Aug
Counter-Strike 2
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last played on 6 Aug
Team Fortress 2
Mannifest Destiny
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Apex Legends
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BROvid19 10 Aug @ 8:31am 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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Sorarox 8 Aug @ 4:24pm 
heey, added, can you accept me?
Tojashura 10 Jul @ 11:40am 
+rep good profile, aggressive entry fragger
perry1212 7 Jul @ 3:43am 
have an offer for ya, added mate.
Fantasy 13 Jun @ 3:04am 
+Rep! he knows how 2 rush B :D
◥꧁💫Alina💫꧂◤ 11 Apr @ 4:40am 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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