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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:29pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 5:51pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 7:30pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:32am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:35am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:11pm