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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
1) Yes, 2 inches is considered small. We reccomend you surgery process;
2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;
3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;
4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;
5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;
Any other questions, we're here to help.
Have a nice day. :)
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