Biquingo's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 4:21pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 10:02am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2014 @ 8:39am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 6:19pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 9:18am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 7:29pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 8:44pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2014 @ 2:58pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2014 @ 3:24pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2014 @ 1:59pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2014 @ 2:06pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 10:05am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2014 @ 1:06pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2014 @ 3:44pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2014 @ 6:29pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2014 @ 1:59pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2015 @ 4:36am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2014 @ 3:00pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 3:04pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2014 @ 7:55pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2014 @ 7:52pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2014 @ 1:36pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2014 @ 2:09pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2014 @ 12:42pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2014 @ 1:47pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2014 @ 10:17am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 9 Nov, 2015 @ 6:19pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2014 @ 8:39am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2014 @ 2:52pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 7:25pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2015 @ 3:14pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2014 @ 5:26am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 18 Nov, 2015 @ 2:43pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2014 @ 5:13pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 6:25pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 9:21am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2014 @ 12:16pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 9:56am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2014 @ 3:52pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2014 @ 8:02am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 9:26am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2014 @ 1:18pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2014 @ 12:47pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2015 @ 4:38am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2014 @ 9:55am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2014 @ 2:07pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2016 @ 4:52am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2016 @ 8:43am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2016 @ 9:28am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2016 @ 6:54am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2016 @ 9:28am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2016 @ 9:28am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 10:05am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

4 / 20

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

9 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

7 / 30