First I'll turn him into a flea...(a harmless little flea). then ill put that flea into a box, then ill put that flea into another box, and then ill mail it to myself, and then ill SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER, HAHAHAHA BRILLIANT, GENIUS I SAY!!!!! /strike Actually,(or) to save on postage, ill poison him with this...

Beef Stew

Hey there buddy wanna ride in my ice cream truck.