Recent reviews by The Gun Stealer

This game is like an abusive lover, one who you've had an on-and-off again relationship with for years. You eventually try to leave and uninstall, but always come crawling back in the end.

To sum up my thoughts, this game slaps, 10/10 don't play it and for the love of god keep the mic volume on low/off there's always some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blasting porn over the mic.

Nice

Here are a list of my favorite quotes from the crazy people, each quote is a reason to by this masterpiece.

• Psycho
  
  
  1. O, that this too too solid flesh would melt, Thaw and resolve itself into a dew! Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd His canon against self-slaughter! O God! God! How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable, Seem to me all the uses of this world! Fie on't, ah fie, 'tis an unweeded garden, That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature Possess it merely. That it should come to this! But two months dead, nay not so much, not two, So excellent a king, that was, to this Hyperion to a satyr, so loving to my mother That he might not beteem the wings of heaven Visit her face too roughly. Heaven and earth, Must I remember? Why, she would hang on him, As if the increase of appetite had grown By what it fed on; and yet within a month - Let me think not on't; frailty, thy name is woman - A little month, or ere these shoes were old With which she followed my poor father's body Like ♥♥♥♥♥, all tears, why she, even she - O God, a beast that wants discourse of reason Would have mourned longer - married with my uncle, My father's brother, but no more like my father Than I to Hercules. Within a month, Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears Had left the flushing in her gall'd eyes, She married. O, most wicked speed, to post With such dexterity to incestuous sheets! It is not, nor it cannot come to good. But break my heart, for I must hold my tongue.
     
  2. Wear your face like a condom!
     
  3. This is prison and we're the guys in the shower!
     
  4. Seeeemen!
     
  5. Is that... Mr. Skaggles? Mr. Skaggles! MR. SKAGGLES! DON'T GO MR. SKAGGLES!
  
  
• Midget Psycho
  
  
  1. Who wants ice cream cake?! It's mint chocolate chip!
     
  2. I'M LIKE A CINNAMON ROLL!
     
  3. Bicycle!
  
  
• Krieg
  
  
  1. GET STYLED UPON!!!
     
  2. Nobody kills me but ME!
     
  3. I LOOKED INTO THE HEART OF DARKNESS, AND I ATE IT ALL!!!
     
  4. NIPPLE SALADS! Nipple salads... NIPPLE SALADS!
     
  5. I like my treasure like I like my baby steaks, raaaaare...
     
  6. SLATHER MY PECS TO A SHEEN AND BURN MY EYES OUT WITH THEIR BRIGHTNESS!

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