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33 of 50 (66%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 10:26am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 11:07am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 2:58pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 2:56pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 2:13pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 7:50am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 1:13am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 3:54pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2018 @ 4:33pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2014 @ 7:59am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 2:55am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 10:19am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 4:04pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 8:16am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 12:13pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2014 @ 7:29am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 8:04am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 11:12am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2014 @ 8:27am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 3:18pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 1:55pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 9:40am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2014 @ 8:24am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 7:56am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 10:42am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 3:09pm

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2014 @ 9:02am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2014 @ 8:27am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 1:55pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 11:55am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 2:45pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 1:36pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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