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picture of this nice young man above! what a lovely gamer!
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It's a COOL to be from "Israel"!
Post this on the wall of another schizophrenic and tell them how COOL they are..
It is actual Muppets canon that Kermit the Frog, in some way, had a role in bringing down the Twin Towers in the terror attacks of September 11, 2001.
In "It's a Very Muppets Christmas Movie," a film released in late 2002, Kermit is shown a glimpse of what New York City might look like if he had never been born. Among the scenery of this alternate reality NYC, we find none other than the Twin Towers proudly standing in the
The Twin Towers would still be standing if it weren't for Kermit the Frog. Al Qaeda was the puppet this time, and Kermit the hand within.
I'm the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On behalf of the owner, the staff team and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $1,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeler is happily working on the custom pony character that came with the donor package, however I regret to inform you that we don't currently have a way to send you the 20" "horse shaft" you requested but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon.
Best Regards, PinkieCraft Server Manager "Keep on clopping."
• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.
• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor
• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot
• dronk water
• study 40 hours a day
• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.
• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their snatch!!!1!
• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind
• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville
• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes
• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point
• take all ap classes
• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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Keep out of strife come what may
I try to do unto others
As i'd have them do to me
But it can't be done for everyone
And now it's plain to see
You are a ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ cun ♥♥♥♥
A big fat stinking ♥♥♥♥
Say it ain't true but i'm here to tell you
You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
You are a ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
Everybody knows from your head to your toes
You're a big fat stinking ♥♥♥♥
I try to be real nice say it twice be real nice
Even though it is hard to keep up this facade
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