Reapzer's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 2:25am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 10:13pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 1:06am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 1:18am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 9:31pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 1:17am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 2:49am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:53pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 9 Dec @ 2:43pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:03pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 9 Dec @ 3:07pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 10 Dec @ 5:47pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 9 Dec @ 1:55pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 10:13pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:42pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 12:18am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2021 @ 9:10am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 9 Dec @ 2:48pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 2:46am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 10 Dec @ 5:43pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:31pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 10:13pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2021 @ 2:47am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:07pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 12:45am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 1:20am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 12:33am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2020 @ 1:09am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 1:05pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 10 Dec @ 6:24pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:33pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 11:15am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 25 Dec @ 10:08pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 10 Dec @ 7:10pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 14 Dec @ 11:26am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 14 Dec @ 8:19pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 25 Dec @ 3:48pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 25 Dec @ 10:08pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 14 Dec @ 8:09pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:57pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:05pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

10 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

0 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

0 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

7 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,215 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

9 / 30