This Counter-Strike wannabe prick thinks he’s the second coming of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ s1mple, but he’s out here whiffing headshots like a blind dude jerking off with sandpaper hands total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mess, zero precision. Obsessed with F1? Oh, please, this gearhead probably creams his cargo shorts every time Max Verstappen overtakes, imagining he’s gripping a steering wheel instead of his crusty-ass mouse. I bet he’s got a shrine to Lewis Hamilton in his mom’s basement, complete with used motor oil and a dildo shaped like a gearshift that he rides while screaming VROOM VROOM, I’M A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEGEND! Newsflash, Alan, you’re not good at CS you’re just the guy everyone mutes ‘cause your callouts sound like a drunk hobo yelling at pigeons. And F1? Stick to watching it, you uncoordinated ♥♥♥♥, ‘cause the only race you’re winning is the one to the bottom of a Cheeto bag, you sweaty, trigger-happy ♥♥♥♥.

-rep actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, has 2.3k hours but plays like a cs:go silver, loves to type in chat but will probably throw the game for his team, deletes comments too cause he doesn't want people to know how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash he is.

我真的不想上学了，我真想马上和哥哥结婚啊！天天躺在家里花哥哥赚来的钱🤤，哥哥要我做家务，我就躺在地上装死😋 ，哥哥就可以坐下来摸我的头，告诉我要勤劳一点，我不听哥哥的话，躺在地上打滚🥵，哥哥要家暴我，我就让他用他的可爱的小脚丫狠狠踢我个够🥵，哥哥每天骂躺在家里的我，逼我吃健康食品，睡觉，吃饭，玩游戏，哥哥赚钱给我花，总而言之，这个学是一天也不能上了👿

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This kid is a blatant hacker. I believe he is hacking for the following reasons:

1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. He always seems to not die when I am shooting at him, I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS:GO player of all time
4. He knifed me once
5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he clearly toggled on mid-match
7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in his general direction

Together, as a community, we need to band together against this type of behavior. It isn't right for a person like this to be able to win a competitive game that I deserved to win. Rest assured, my dad works at Valve and will have his account banned

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