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We should have a great many fewer disputes in the world if only words were
taken for what they are, the signs of our ideas only, and not for things
themselves.
-- John Locke
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Man is the measure of all things.
-- Protagoras
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Don't say "yes" until I finish talking.
-- Darryl F. Zanuck
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When you and I are far apart
Can sorrow break your tender heart?
I love you darling, yes I do;
Sleep is so sweet when I dream of you;
All you are is a blossoming rose.
Night is here so I must close.
With care read the first word of each line.
You will find a question of mine.
-- Yours hopefully, The VAX.
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if (instr(buf,sys_errlist[errno])) /* you don't see this */
-- Larry Wall in eval.c from the perl source code
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I smell like a wet reducing clinic on Columbus Day!
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