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Well I suppose imitation is the greatest form of flattery - Bernart

Stay safe, Andra bene, Blir bra, Mola mia.

There is a saying, 'Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift! That is why it is called the present


Three men is all they were.
Three men out at sea.
Three men came aboard my ship and took my true love from me.
I couldn't believe
She wanted to leave
She wanted to leave.

I loved you so long.
Since you were a child.
I've cared for your every need.
I've tried to make you smile.
And all the while
You wanted to leave
You wanted to leave.

Go gather the guns.
We'll blast them at sea.
She begged for me not to shoot,
"For my true love is here with me."
I've never loved thee
Now I must leave
Now I must leave.

So go fetch a bottle of rum dear friends and fill up my glass to the rim.
For I'm not the man I used to be
Now I'm one of them.

お前はもう死んでいる

big dohoonkabhankoloos

If he defuse 1, he defuse

Jeg ska hjem og runke!

It doesn't matter if you win or lose, just as long as senpai notices you.

A frog in a well does not know the great Ocean

My pocket is fat like Wario! 💰💰💰

Waterrrr!

Do not eat fish after u drink water bc it can swim in ur stomach and u will feel gulugulu in ur stomach
¡Flash Gaming!

HOW THE FRICK CAN IT BE A RIP IF IT'S FREE???

Basketball, A poem by Cole Lowmen
"I am at half court
I look at the board
2 seconds left
Am I gonna score?
I look at the basket
I look at me
I pull back my arm and yell
Kobe"

"You have no mom. You have 2 dad." - some russian guy in CS:GO MM

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