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5.4 hrs on record
Most people hated you

Some people loved you

Despite your flaws and bugs

You'll always have a special place in all our hearts



Posted 29 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
36.5 hrs on record (24.7 hrs at review time)
Worth the weight.
Posted 20 February, 2022.
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388.7 hrs on record (280.9 hrs at review time)
Hey, you. You're finally awake.

You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Shut up back there! And what's wrong with him, huh? Watch your tongue. You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits. No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening. Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Why do you care? A Nord's last thoughts should be of home. Rorikstead. I'm... I'm from Rorikstead.

...looks like the Thalmor are with him.

General Tullius, sir. The headsman is waiting. Good. Let's get this over with! Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me. Look at him. General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this.

Why are we stopping? Why do you think? End of the line. Let's go. Shouldn't keep the gods waiting for us.
Posted 27 November, 2019. Last edited 11 November, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
44.8 hrs on record (39.6 hrs at review time)
Play this game and understand our sorrow...
Posted 27 December, 2016.
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0.9 hrs on record
Another game too good to be true..
Posted 12 June, 2016. Last edited 24 November, 2016.
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