Évaluations récentes de Lord Humungus

Before I say anything remember this game came out around 2003. The graphics arent bad for the time, but are very generic. The gunplay is as vanilla as it gets, and the story is as exciting as a grocery list. However I could not stop playing this game! Its a blast! As violent as it has been made out to be you can complete it without killing a single soul if you wish. Recently GTA 5 came out, and I remember people being impressed that the police would chase, arrest, and even have shootouts with NPCs. This game had that, in 2003! Along with the fact that it is an open world FPS, you can complete your objectives in any order you wish however you wish. If you like games that hold your hand keep looking, this game gives you a to do list every day(levels are the days of the week) and you have to figure out how to complete these tasks on your own. The only help is a map showing where each errand is located, other than that its up to you.
So if your looking for a single player open world FPS, with a decent challenge, and South Park social commentary, along with the freedom to choose the pacifism or viloence route, this your game!
Oh and one more thing, I paid less than three bucks for this game and got 11 hours out of it(the original game and expansion are combined into one game, hence the complete in the name)so you definately get your moneys worth here, wish more developers gave single player FPSs this much love these days!

Transformers is one of the greatest properties to come out of the 1980's, and War for Cybertron is a glorius tribute to that. If your a fan of Transfomers then this game would equal a blow job from Jenna Jameson fror 80s and 90s porn fans, myself included. If you love Transformers, if you like Transfomers , if you lik someone who has mentioned Transformers then you must play this game immediately! And if you don't like Transformers you can go ♥♥♥♥ yourself! wahy are reading this review anyway?

Let me tell you something about Bioshock Infinite! Its a gorgeous game, and fun as hell, but there is no penalty for dying other than losing some money so who gives a ♥♥♥♥ when you die! And another thing they pull the old ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who constantly revives enemies ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! wich really pisses me off, so you know what I did. I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stood next to the ♥♥♥♥♥ and kept shooting her till she died yeah i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died a lot but so what it only cost me a few dollars i didnt need anyway! Other than that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i really like the game and recommend it for playing while drinking since it doesnt matter if you cant shoot straight or even know what the ♥♥♥♥ going on cause whne you die good ole Elizabeth just brings you right back!