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36 of 50 (72%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2015 @ 8:13pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2015 @ 5:15pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2015 @ 1:51pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2015 @ 12:05pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2015 @ 7:41pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2015 @ 8:15pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2015 @ 5:53pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2015 @ 9:53pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2015 @ 6:48pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2015 @ 5:09pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2015 @ 6:22pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2015 @ 3:12pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2015 @ 3:07pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2015 @ 2:15pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2015 @ 5:45pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2015 @ 6:47pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2015 @ 2:14pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2015 @ 4:26pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2015 @ 4:12pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2015 @ 7:18pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2015 @ 8:36pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2015 @ 8:53pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2015 @ 6:51pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2015 @ 7:20pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2015 @ 8:52pm

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2015 @ 6:51pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2015 @ 6:48pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2015 @ 5:29pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2015 @ 3:23pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2015 @ 3:03pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2015 @ 3:41pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2015 @ 5:12pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2015 @ 8:26pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2015 @ 7:02pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2015 @ 8:19pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2015 @ 5:18pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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