Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* When I was at school people used to throw gold bars at me. I was the victim of bullion.
ㅤ* Sex on tv can't hurt unless you fall off.
ㅤ* Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm chortling!

Yo I trade my pudge arcana for any 10 Dota2 loading screens - if you want send me trade offer, I will accept

I can give my Fiery Soul of the Slayer Lina arcana for all of your dota 2 loading screens (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

HAHAHAHAH legend 2 ew

hey
where are you?

LoL