Whoever Con is, you a ♥♥♥♥♥

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROAAAACHING

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My bum is on your lips.
My bum is on your lips.
And If I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss.

I don't know if you care or not, you never answer your phone and even your mom is screening my calls so I have to post this here since I can't seem to get ahold of you any other way.

She was born June 2nd a little after 1 am, shes heavy and very healthy. We named her Darci, I haven't picked a middle name yet and even though I'm with Thomas now she'll be getting my last name, she will not under any circumstances be getting your name, you will not get to make any choices in her life since you made it so clear you would rather just avoid this whole matter and sit around watching cartoons and playing with yourself.

this message is just a courtesy, hopefully an evil one that haunts you from time to time, that pops up in your head when you think life's great and reminds you of what a piece of ♥♥♥♥ you are. I am building a life for myself and MY daughter without you and I will give her everything she needs to not make the same mistakes I did.

To the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who put mustard packets under the toilet rim. Nothing in this world would give me more pleasure than finding out who you are. Digging up your childhood pet and beating you with it’s corpse. Somewhere between wiping mustard off my balls and my now yellow boxers I realize that this injustice cannot go unsettled. For the rest of your life in your most private moments I the only thing preventing a dysfunctional veteran from water boarding you with mustard is the knowledge of your existence. I hope you stub your toe everyday for the rest of your life.