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Bud Haggard - The Turbo Encabulator
For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.

Now basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance.

The original machine had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the “up” end of the grammeters.

The turbo-encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of novertrunnions. Moreover, whenever a forescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal repleneration.
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Stuff 11 Mar, 2024 @ 3:43am 
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𝓘'𝓶 𝓗𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯?
Stuff 23 Jan, 2024 @ 2:27pm 
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Stuff 26 Nov, 2021 @ 7:42pm 
𝙽𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢

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𝙳𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝙽𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢

𝙱𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚛𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚛 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐

"𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜."
ㄒ尺ㄩ几Ҝ丂 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:18am 
+Rep kids got a pretty fat ♥♥♥♥