Recent reviews by ⛄Dust🎄Rathard🥛🍪

I'm a bad father, but to me, being a good gambler was better than being a good father. Slots? That's a machine I understand. Roulette? That's something I can get my head around. Sending my kids to daycare all year round, summer included. I'm sitting there, blackjack, these guys at the table were my family. Can't win if you don't play is what I tell my son. I put fifty fifty, they told me I didn't put any chips. Check, check, I checked, they didn't take that. Fist fight, right there at the table. I take on someone twenty years my junior. I get my ass handed to me and I'm pissing my pants. They threw me out.

This is the best game I've ever played, I've been playing Counter-Strike since 2000 and when CS:GO came out, it completely changed the gaming landscape. I've been a loyal Valve and Counter-Strike related consumer for 23 years, I think it would be so very delightful if I could get access to the Counter-Strike 2 Closed Testing. I would be sure to report any bugs and/or issues I find with the product. Thank you Valve.

babagee experience
>be me
>medium end pc
>want to play babacii with friends
>launch babg
>splash screen appears, stays for 5 minutes
>splash disappears, status goes from ingame to online
>try again
>after 15 minutes of blackscreen the main menu appears, success
>put all settings to lowest, 720p, 70 resolution scaling
>queue in to a match
>vietnam map, oh no
>loading
>finally loaded, oh wait it loaded for so long everyone already jumped out
>5 fps because the vietnam map has to have 500 high quality tree models loaded in at all times [crucial to gameplay]
>try to loot without the textures and models even being loaded in yet
>spot enemy, game freezes for 15 secs as it tries to load his exclusive pink mini skirt [gift from developers to chinese government officials]
>game stutters every 5 secs, stutter lasts for half a minute
>reunite with squad :]
>game crashes :[
>boot up game again, process taking no shorter
>reconnect and reunite once again
>get shot from the north pole by a guy with kar/mosin [no scope, somehow accounts for running speed, multiple directions, earth's gravitational pull, could be quantum physicist, plays babage instead]
>watch as my squad hopelessly tries to defeat this world feared Ghost of PUBG
>squad perishes, match is over
>babg senses weakness, it knows i have failed and i havent been punished enough
>bluescreen.jpg before i can even click leave match

Based on a true story, a crash and a bluescreen [first ever bluescreen in like 5 years since i switched from Windows XP] in one game. PUBG is merciless and I'd recommend to anybody feeling dark thoughts, as this game made me realize how much worse it could be.

this right here is a definition of a (((game)))

bright colors, screeching anime women for voice actors and dumbfounding music makes sure your brain is melted and your IQ is steadily dropping while playing this game.

i got it for free but if you want you can buy one million character packs for a low price, come on, just one more wouldnt hurt, they are so cheap, ey? ;)

i managed to automate this game with an autoclicker and still managed to perform average and even close to winning, all while not even being near my pc. i think that if you can perform like an average player without even playing, thats when your "game" isnt a game anymore but just an MKUltra project

buy this if you are one of the people who would actually do CBT and you get the same experience

EDIT: i have managed to win a game while using only the autoclicker. this is officially not a game anymore, its a glorified slot machine

EDIT 2: i have upgraded the autoclicker so be able to host and start games on its own, with people being able to join. i let it do its thang over 9 hours when i slept and i compiled the results in to a spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iYgvYrlYKnhXWIR7J7PB0mnUgSgBfPIagpj5qsdRTH8/edit?usp=sharing