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Ada Wong is literally my life. Oh, you think I'm chronically online? Wow. Oh, you think I'm a loser? Hah! I see how it is.

You see, I consider myself a *real* man - If my lady oh so much as pointed to the ground, I kneel. If my lady orders me to do something, I say "Yes Ma'am" without a thought. "Oh, but if you just do everything your gf says you're a beta cuck!!1!" But I am no cuck, because I actually provide for my woman. Why would she need to go to someone else when she has everything she needs right here - unlike with YOU "men"

Ada Wong is the perfect woman. The looks, the hair, the clothes, the absolute territory - God, don't get me started on the absolute territory. I worship the ground she walks on and follow her around like a lost puppy. I have known for years that my life's purpose as a man is to serve my lady, as it should be, and to serve Ada would be the highest honour.

"Oh, but she's evil!" "But she works for Umbrella!" "She betrays Leon!" GROW UP. Talk to me when you stop trying to limit women. Once you become a real man, you learn to not question your lady, you just obey. Who am I to question her work? I am simply the person who brings her breakfast in bed or her morning coffee, I am simply the pretty face for her to come home too, I am simply here to admire her and tell myself how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lucky I am to have such a wonderful, majestic, classy woman in my life.

Now, I know you're probably asking about the absolute territory (abbreviated to AT from now on)
As a society, we seem to have accepted thigh highs and a pleated skirt as the correct ratio of AT. Despite the, frankly disgusting, origins of AT somewhat aligning with this - the schoolgirl skirt and either thigh highs or knee high socks - I believe there is a much better ratio. Simply, a cocktail dress and stockings. NOT thigh highs, but stockings. A simple, no slip, stocking with the seam up the back has an ageless image that only further ties into the classiness of the combination. Now, paired with a simple but short cocktail dress, especially one more figure hugging to give us a bonus of that angelic lower stomach bump that women are blessed with, not only gives us an amazing sock-leg ratio but it also gives us an immaculate and stylish look that the pastel thigh highs and gamer girl skirt cannot compete with.

Now, I will allow a sleek garter belt - ONLY an actual garter belt, those single leg pastel goth garters are so overdone. Other exceptions to this rule could be a cocktail dress with tights, tights that simulate the look of stockings, or stockings and a high slit dress. A high slit dress would still need to match the high-class profile, nothing too summery and floaty, with preferably one slit but two can work. A high slit dress only works if the slit ends just below the underwear and just above the end of the stocking, to finish the look with the perfect AT ratio. Again, non slip stockings are essential so they have the large black band at the top of the garment.

Now, you may realise that these ratios are loosely based on, you guessed it, Ada Wong. This is simply, and finally, because she is the perfect woman.

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| Lock 'Nd Load.TTV | 4 MAR a las 1:21 p. m. 
+rep hope you don't get sandbagged again :leon:
itsKitActually.ttv 14 FEB a las 4:02 p. m. 
+rep an ada icon. may we meet again <3
Xion 5 FEB a las 1:38 p. m. 
+rep Friendly, chill survivor, played really well :)
DrMelon 6 ENE a las 3:01 p. m. 
+rep I have a feeling that this guy enjoys ada wong and that's very based
lyrical 31 DIC 2024 a las 1:53 p. m. 
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retiredkneecap ttv 14 DIC 2024 a las 3:19 p. m. 
+rep hope you have the best dwightmas <3333