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6 years later, I'm updating this review because 36 hours does not give this game justice.


I have a Poem for you, in place of a review.

PAYDAY 2.

Millions of dollars flutter,

While you cut through police like butter.

Dallas needs a medic bag

Hoxton purses money to snag

Chains is in a pickle

Wolf's mental stability is fickle.

All 4 plus 18 more

Make your PAYDAY less of a chore

With guns, greed, and ill-gotten gains

Your heist shall bring the bank great pains

In my .5 hours of play time (i know, not much) i didnt really enjoy the game as much as i hoped, primarily because my computer is ♥♥♥♥, but oh well. also, it is kindve hard to get used to, like Terra Tech, i cant reccomend this, but cant not recommend it either, its 50/50

dont buy if you have directX 9 or you turn into statue thing

other wise 10/10

Update: i have fixed this issue, so i'll tell you my experience

Day 1: i begin at 6:00 Pm, and do tutorials that last hours

Day 2: i decide to join a server, which to my attention, has pre starting ships

Day 3: I join the server again, and get blown to pieces

Day 4: I decide to find the ♥♥♥♥♥ that did this, and created a warhead

Day 5: The enemy base is empty, and i plant the warhead in the center of the base.

Day 6: I detonate the Warhead, destroying alot less than i expected, but still alot of damage non the less

Edit September 16th

I'm completely changing the review, due to the "recent" events that occurred.

now, the game itself, its totally fine, dinosaurs and ♥♥♥♥ are fun.
but what ruins the experience... the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ paid DLC ♥♥♥♥. I mean seriously, finish your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game before you put DLC in general. plus, the dragons i hear are OP as ♥♥♥♥. So, Ark Devs,
actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ finish your game before you put Paid DLC in your game.

git gud and you will be gud
10/10 ign

ehh... this game wouldnt really be my style, as even though i havent beat it, its from a top down perspective, anyway, this game is about a puppet master who creates these "Puppets" who work underground in mines, one day however, The main protagonist, Blink, finds out that there is a surface, so he and his tula escape, at least that how it shouldve gone down, instead, one of the guards rips tula apart, so "Blink" needs to find her soul fragments before escape.

Even though its not my style, i still think this game gives you a gloomy and sad atmosphere, which is perfect for these types of games

made a character
realized that you could Increase "sex appeal"
changed my Character from male, to female,
Put the sex appeal meter to 100
vomited because it looked horrible

would Vomit to bad sex appeal again
10/10 NGI

2 words
Buy. it.
if you dont then there is no point in even having steam

well first, why the hell am i here, Thats waifu hunters job, *sigh*
well i guess scince They arent around today, i guess i'll have to review it, waifu Style, no im kidding, im gonna do it my style, so lets begin, to start off, "this is new" I feel like this is the first "Sakura" Game that ISNT a visual novel, its more like cookie clicker with boobs and anime and ♥♥♥♥, (now with 800+ moans) after i took a peek, i didnt know how long i was in until i exited to find i was on for a good 33 minutes, so thats scary, but what i found inside will not blow your mind, it had upgrades and allies and even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ costumes... let me stop here, Really winged cloud, just REALLY, you just had to add costumes, wait hold on, oh sorry, winged clound, the costumes are for YOUR character, (who is a female protagonist)
so thats just nice, you.. you know. Alright what i found out after i left the game was the tags on the the store thing
on the tags part, It read "f2p,anime,clicker,casual,nudity,indie,Female protagonist, and.... wait hold on, DOES THAT SAY FAMILY FRIENDLY, man winged clound, your weird, unless someone else put that, but still Family ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Friendly!
How the hell Does that Even WORK!!! *sigh* i think out of this entire script i couldve made a 2-3 minute video explaining it, but im writing a review on this game, speaking of which its done my rating is..................................

EDIT: checking now, it seems that this issue has been fixed so putting it to 10/10 IGN

8/10 just for family friendly

now, usually i reccomend games, but thats not the case here, this game, is awful, for one
it uses textures from the first or second counterstrike, second of all, the not good awful very bad voice acting,
for being made last year, it should have the best voice acting, but its not sadly, and finally, nexon and valve put together
makes a dildo covered in ♥♥♥♥, separate, they are great developers
so do i reccomend this game, hella no