Recent reviews by Ralpo

Game is great, just that you can't play it, servers are down 23/24hs a day.

Half my playtime was in the menu. Menus is great, i love the buttons.

-{ Graphics }---
■ You forget what reality is
□ Beautiful
□ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
□ Very good
■ Good
□ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
■ Eargasm
☐ Very good
□ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
□ Kids
□ Teens
■ Adults
□ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
□ Potato
□ Decent
■ Fast
□ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
□ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
□ Big
■ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
■ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
□ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
□ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
□ Isn't necessary to progress
■ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
□ No Story
☐ Some lore
□ Average
■ Good
□ Lovely
□ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
■ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
■ Worth the price (F2P later)
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
□ Never heard of
■ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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☐ 10

Helldivers - Great game
Sony - Bullsh*t.

Edit: We won versus Sony! For Democracy!

Good game, but needs a lot more content updates to make it great.

Feels pretty empty after you established a base and got all the weapons, cars and other stuff obtained and sorted out. That took me 20 hours as you can see from my played time.

What I like:
-Graphics
-Overall feel of the game
-Combat feels decent but can be improved

What I do no like:
-Building mechanics (doors/walls are clunky to place in an already existing house )
-The fact that random strangers can just open the doors, get in your base and shoot you. (Make some codelocks or some stuff)
-Low amounts of base construction things, not super in depth or costumizable.
-Survival seems too easy. (No scratches when you jump in broken glass, no scare meters, not many states a character can get into cause of situations)


What I'd love to see that can cause replayability in multiplayer: raiding and more rare high end items.

Incredibly good.
Just that.

Awful game, getting 30-40 fps in fights, and 40-50 in chilling zones with a 2070 Super that runs at around 10%, unoptimized garbage atm. Do not buy this now, buy it in 1-2 years when it will cost 2-3$ and it will be an optimized, fully completed game.

Great game, great remake, minor bugs.
Make sure to turn off motion blur and depth of field to escape the blurry look.
Some artifacts are bugging now and then, but will probably be prepatched.
When i got the race car to the mechanic to rig it the NPC was invisible and key cars were just flowing in the air (probably NPC could not spawn since i got there with high speed).

This game is developing really hard.(bought it when it 1st came out 2013 and we have only 1 car in the game)
If you are just starting the game you will have a lot of fun , until you experience everything (~200-300h).

Also , keep in mind that :
- This game is bad optimised for AMD CPUS.
- You may experience random death or broken legs.
- I recommend you to play this game with a crew/squad .