When my pee turns red... RUN.

👴🏻BIDEN JUST CAME OUT AS BYE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👋👋 Sleepy Joe Biden 😴💤🛌 is finally BACKING DAT ASS 🍑UP ⬆️and OUT OF THE RACE 🏎️🏁 before he can finish 🍆🫐Soon he will be DISCHARGING 🍆💦his duties 💩as HOE-TUS 🦅 and saying GOODBYE 👋 to the HOE-VAL OFFICE 😮‍💨These WHOREABLE Delegates 🐀 have their FOOT 🦶on his neck and TOES IN HIS MOUTH 👅🥵 NO MORE ❌🙅‍♂️ OLD 👴🏻♥♥♥♥ FOR US 🍌Send this to 47 of your most ♥♥♥♥♥💦voters 🗳️if you get 0️⃣ back you’ll get 4️⃣more years of BAD ♥♥♥ 😭😞👎🏼🔟 back, you are in for a SEXXXY surprise 😲🙀 If you get 4️⃣7️⃣➕back then you’ll be SCREAMING 🎤😱 for a new nominee ALL NIGHT LONG 😙🌌🌝

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ʟɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ʙᴜᴄᴋᴏ👂✋, ɪ'ʟʟ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏ ᴛᴏɪʟᴇᴛ ᴀɴᴅ sᴛʀɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʟɪʟ🤏 sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴇᴀ✨🥒🕳 ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜʀs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴋɴɪғᴇ ʙʟᴜᴅ🫵🔪 sᴏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪʟ ᴀʜʜ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀᴡɪsᴇ ɪ'ʟʟ ʟᴏᴏsᴇ ɪᴛ

No one:

Not a single soul:

This video: exists

This comment: hold my beer

Me: so you have chosen death

Death: that's a big yikes from me dawg

Also death: I wasn't expecting special forces

Me: mom can we have death

Mom: we already have death at home

Death at home: surprised pikachu face

This video literally makes me cry every time

Who else is watching this in ????

This video: wait that's illegal

Also this video: why do I hear boss music???

Thumbs up so he sees this comment in 14 years when this video gets recommended!



Edit: thanks for the likes XD

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