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34 of 50 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 11:28am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 1:08pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 10:29am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 8:55am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 10:11am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 7:42am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2020 @ 8:34am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 5:51pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 9:06am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2020 @ 8:47am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 12:36pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 12:53pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2020 @ 9:04am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2020 @ 9:07am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 7:21am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 10:06am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 4:37pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2020 @ 9:07am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 3:53pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 10:01am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2020 @ 9:06am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 9:57am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 6:46pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2020 @ 9:04am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2020 @ 9:17am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2020 @ 8:33am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 12:53pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 2:56pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2020 @ 1:44pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2020 @ 9:06am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 11:27am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 10:56am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 3:48pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2020 @ 9:11am



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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