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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 9:11pm

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 9:22pm

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 9:26pm

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 12:51pm

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 1:17pm

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 1:24pm

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 1:27pm

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 2:02pm

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 2:45pm

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 2:54pm

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 3:09pm

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 3:48pm

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 3:52pm

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 5:35pm

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 6:36pm

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 8:08pm

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 7:08pm

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 8:17pm

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 7:34pm

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 7:51pm

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 9:12pm

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 9:24pm

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 9:52pm

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 9:16pm

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 9:23pm

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 11:41am

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 3:07pm

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 3:30pm

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 3:59pm

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 5:08pm

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 5:24pm

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 5:08pm

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 9:21pm



Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.