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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:57pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 1:03am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:10am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:36am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:10am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 3:16am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:36am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:18am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:36am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 7:38am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:24am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:47pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:38am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 3:17am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:22am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:51am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:54pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 8:01am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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