One day, Sawdust went into town and met the electronics guy, Malfunctioning Printers. Sawdust didn't like printers that malfunctioned, so he choked him to non-existence in order to stop the unethical business practice of planned obsolescence.

Another day, Sawdust did some chemistry and bought some liquid nitrogen water molecules to use in his experiment. He then realised that liquid nitrogen water molecules was not a real thing and so he choked it to Helheim and threw it away.

Afterwards, Sawdust went to the clothes store to get some clothes. He found a pair of diabolical chemical undies and tried them on in the change room. However, other people saw him naked because the change room doors had dor windohs. Sawdust was rather embarrassed and mad that a change room would have dor windohs, so he choked the dor windohs to the upside down.

The diabolical chemical undies made Sawdust diabolical, so he went on a rampage. He mass produced biodegradable cotton hoodies and threw them all in the ocean and the beaches to increase pollution. However, he forgot the definition of biodegradable and realised that his plan had minimal effect. In the end, he stopped being diabolical as he came to discover his complete lack of knowledge of the English language. He choked the diabolical chemical undies to Narnia, and it became regular chemical undies.

After this extraordinary adventure, Sawdust woke up realising that he was sawdust. Therefore, he felt sad because it is not possible for sawdust to have a sentient consciousness and experience the events detailed above. He choked himself to a saucy boy's steam profile page.