In middle of Finland born and raised
On the Gameboy was where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool,
And all shootin' some Pokeball outside of the school.

When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
Started making trouble in my battleground.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said "You're movin' with your Gameboy in the land of Hyrule."