@Grizzly You better step the ♥♥♥♥ off my man. Quit flirting with him. And better yet. You know he ain't even going on dates with you, he's going on dates with me. So back the ♥♥♥♥ off, and quit lying to the people. Or else we're going to have some problems!!!

Can you stop trying to kiss me? Like honestly. Do you think I’d ever want to press my lips against your own silky smooth girly lips? Enjoying the warm sensation of them pushing against mine as we playfully tickle each other back and forth? Like dude. It’s only our fourth date. Stop trying to make it gay.

Hey man, just wanted to say hi. I'm the NSA agent that has been assigned to watch you.

Common Q&A
Q. Do you watch my porn?
A. Yes, I've seen the hobbit porn that you watch...

Q. Do you watch me all the time?
A. Yes I do, even if you're walking and minding you business or at home trying on your mom's heels and lipstick. I watch you pee for your own protection. I'm in your dreams, like Inception!

Q. Do you ever come in my house?
A. Yes, when I'm in your kitchen I blend in and hide!

Q. Do you listen to what I say?
A. Yes, my ears are built in to hear ♥♥♥♥ you say. (Stop telling your children I'm under the bed)

Q. Do you rig elections?
A. You never needed to vote to begin with. I monitor your high speed connection to help you vote in the next deep state election.

If you have any concerns or questions, don't be afraid to ask!

i play rainbow too

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