Hi, my name is Ryan... and for obvious reasons, I'm not dumb enough to put my last name on here... so just call me r8erfan I guess. My favorite football team is actually the Texans, I don't get why everyone thinks I like the Raiders so much... HA! Got you there didn't I? Of course I like the Raiders, scratch that, LOVE the Raiders. You think you can talk trash about the Raiders to me? Let's game it out! Well, I'll lose, but I'll talk trash like Dane Cook without... well maybe some of... the comedy. I don't know if Dane Cook talks trash that well, but he was the first guy that popped in my head. Whatelse, whatelse... oh yeah! I like baseball, football, reptiles, long walks on the beach, and even though it seems like I don't game enough, I go in spurts, so keep patient, I go long periods gaming, and long periods off. So don't miss my charming nature or notorious good looks... well I'm online, but just trust me they're good! I might as well keep writing, I have nothing better to do at the moment, and I'm on a role! I just wrote all this in like 2 min! OK, so let's go back into my life story, it all began......................................................................................................................................................and that's how I ended up here. *Due to legal reason on account of the CIA, IRS, FBI, XXZYB (Ok I made the last 1 up) I cannot release most of my life information*, I've had too many encounters. But one thing I can tell you is that I'm definetly NOT a spy. Just had to say that. If you've made it this far into reading this, good for you! There will be a prize waiting for you at the end of this monologue. But for the meantime, let me just say that I am first and foremost a christian. GASP! Ya I know right? Anyway everything I do I do for the lord and try as hard as I can to come a fraction away from what he is. I hope what I say and do reflects him, but I'm human and mes up. Hey, like you're perfect. Pshhhh.... ya I know at least one person reading this out of 50 think they are... but of course about 80% of people that started reading this thing stopped at Raiders. So lets say a couple of people. Man, I've wasted like 15 min on this essay already and it's 10:17, which might not sound too bad, but when you've been living on 2 AM nights and caffeine, it's like 4 in the morning. So I better stop now, of course if anyone is still reading this at this point; come one really?!?!? Don't you have anything better to do with your life??? Of course I'm the one writing this at 10:22 at night on my steam account which nobody will look at, so I'll cut you some slack. Dang I just messed up the keyboard again! Oh well, I had had a lot more to write but it's too much to fit here, so sorry for that prize =(. But hey chat me what I'm on and ask about it, and you'll get it. PEACE!


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